Darren Clynes ' Teacher Sue'

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Listen to Teacher Sue here www.myspace.com/darrenclynes

 

                                            

 

 


 
 
 

 

 

 

I love my teacher! 

So what do you think of Darren's story? Did you have a crush on  your teacher?
Let us know your student confessions .....  Add your story (click the add comment on the right) 

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send it straight to number one...Its brilliantsmilies/smiley.gif
February 08, 2009

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I definitely loved my teacher. I can still smell her perfume 25 years later

Brian Jarvis. Where can I get the Teacher Sue song
February 08, 2009

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I am a teacher who loved and slept with a pupil. Naughty but who cares I am retired now miss phane as was.

A school in Glasgow
February 08, 2009

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I am a Teacher called Sue from Wales did Darren go to my school was he the really tall kid the girls went mad for at least three teachers had the hots for him. Can we have a picture of him`please xx Saucy Sue xx
February 08, 2009

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I remember my supply teacher Mr Pitt... he was an absolute dream! I remember him telling me he went to The Glee Club at weekends... I still go there now hoping to see him.

Anon, Birmingham, UK
February 08, 2009

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Yes but did he give her one or not,or do we have to wait for the film.

Brent Horton.
February 09, 2009

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Seeing the snow reminds of Christmas in 1968. Yes, I know it was a long time ago but the memories are still fresh. Just before we broke up for the Christmas holidays I fell in love with my gym teacher. I know now that it was only a crush, but at that time it meant everything to me. I can still feel his arms as he lifted me in the air to reach the climbing ropes. Wow! God he was handsome, with a square jaw and a physique to die for. Anyway, he KNEW how I felt about him and we arranged to meet in the holidays. However, as my father was in the military we were always moving from place to place and as luck would have it, we had to move during those Christmas holidays. I'll never forget my gym teacher. I still love you Mr. Hart xxx
February 09, 2009

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seeing him I would love to be teacher Sue..
February 09, 2009

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Always fancied my x music teacher...... she was great with my organ !! Mrs Old x
February 09, 2009

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My teacher's kewl smilies/cool.gif
February 10, 2009

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I would like to crush my teacher he is a nightmare !!!!!!!!!!!
February 10, 2009

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I HATE MY TEACHER WHAT ABOUT A SONG ABOUT THAT THEN,COULD CALL IT TEACHER PRATT ?
February 10, 2009

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I can't remember what I liked about my teacher. I just know I loved himsmilies/smiley.gif
February 10, 2009

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How rude do you want the comments,I have tales of two teachers
February 11, 2009

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c'mon fellow guest spill the beans ...I wanna hear if no-body else !!
February 11, 2009

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Today is so cold I hope my teacher gives me a hug at school today. Is TEACHER SUE a proper download or ringtone ?
February 12, 2009

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I think Darren´s story is sad as in the end she had a boyfriend.. so no happy ending.. but such is life isnt it? smilies/cry.gif . Anyway the single is brillian and he should have great success! who didnt fancy a teacher any time?
February 12, 2009

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just downloaded it..... sounds great, its a proper song, should be in the charts for sure..
February 12, 2009

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I will wait until I can get it free,how long before it is available on the net for free. Yes I am a miser,my dad was Scrooge roflol
February 12, 2009

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I DID LOVE MY ENGISH TEACHER MRS GOODE.SHE WAS AT SILVERTHORN SECONDRY SCHOOL IN CAMBERWELL GREEN LONDON.

DOES THAT MAKE ME A LESBO ?
February 12, 2009

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He is a good singer
February 13, 2009

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thank you for coming to st peterssmilies/wink.gif
February 13, 2009

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You are cool From someone from st peters.smilies/cool.gif
February 13, 2009

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Hey forget Sue Daz move on I met Carla White today she's gorgeous. I might write a song about "Miss White is a bit of alright" The video will be brilliant Baz
February 13, 2009

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Are you on twitter yet? I feel like doing some confessing over there...
February 13, 2009

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BTMG is on twitter.when is Darren going to be on there.
February 14, 2009

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I fancied my sports teacher but he was called mr orange and we all know nothing rhymes with orange so I couldn't write a song about him!!smilies/wink.gif
February 14, 2009

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I GO TO THE SCHOOL DARREN WAS A GOOD SINGER. WE DON'T HAVE A TEACHER CALLED SUE THOUGH
WHEN WILL DARREN BE ON X-FACTOR, I LIKE SHANE WARD BUT I HAVE NOT MET HIM
February 14, 2009

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great song it should go far
jean
york
February 14, 2009

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teacher sue love it,love it
karen
leeds
February 14, 2009

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you will be a hit with that song my cruch was my english teacher thirty yeas ago.
February 14, 2009

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We love you from st peter'ssmilies/smiley.gif
February 14, 2009

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I love you Darrensmilies/grin.gif
February 14, 2009

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When can we buy the DVD and where is the download on 7digital
February 14, 2009

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I love Darren Clynes he is sexy
February 14, 2009

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Will you marry me if Sue does not want you,or did you marry her already xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
February 14, 2009

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I wish Jenny. Miss lander would love me I sent her a valentine card I bet she has a boyfriend because she is as hot as mustard. My name is Benny Hersak from Glasgow I saw the video on Youtube is that Sue in the picture ??????
February 14, 2009

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Blondes have more fun as you and teacher Sue are both blond are they having fun tonight. happy Valentines day x
February 14, 2009

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I slept with my teacher Yippee I always wanted to tell someone but I am only 14,she says we will both be arrested if I tell anyone,Dan and Shaun think I am a wimp who is scared of girls but if they only knew they would think I am the bomb M from England
February 14, 2009

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Dazz is sexy I wish I could be his Sue xxxxxxx JBx Cornwall. Is he on facebook
February 14, 2009

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Good Luck Darrren. Love Harlene x

Be Good

I had a crush on my PE teacher unfortunately he didnt only only look like George Michael !!!!!
February 14, 2009

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yes darren is on facebook
also myspace.com/darrenclynes
and twitter.com
February 15, 2009

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I heard the song On Real Radio this Morning, I like it x
February 15, 2009

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Does anyone remember Sue,if she was that sexy surely someone else would remember her. When did Darren go to the school does anyone know.Or if Darren is reading the website can he put the info on his facebook
February 15, 2009

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Is that Sue in the picture,where do we buy the cd.
February 15, 2009

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Sounds like he has copied Smokie. Living next door to Alice has anybody seen Sue or Alice or Elvis for that matter ??????????????????
February 15, 2009

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ARE YOU GOING ON XFACTOR DARREN. I HATE SIMON COWELL TELL HIM TO GET LOST IF HE SAY'S YOU CAN'T SING YOU SANG AT MY SCHOOL IT WAS THE BOMB.THANKS FOR THE SIGNED PICTURE. PLEASE CAN I BUY A DVD
February 15, 2009

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Do you run a bar in Tenerife,I think I met you on Holiday. Song sounds great
February 15, 2009

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iheard your song on the radio thought it was great
monica
leeds 7
February 15, 2009

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darren clynes went to school with you heard you on the radio this morning great song.
ann
st peters
February 15, 2009

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good luck with your song darren its fab
maureen
February 15, 2009

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You are number one star
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February 15, 2009

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smilies/grin.gif love it !
February 15, 2009

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smilies/smiley.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/shocked.gifsmilies/cool.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/kiss.gif
February 15, 2009

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Hey u fabulous star!! u´r amazing!! and very sexy...mostly when u dress all in black...
A secret fan...xxx smilies/wink.gif
February 16, 2009

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great song great voice
pupil st peters
February 16, 2009

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I go to St Peters School. I missed you on the radio will you be on again
February 16, 2009

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Hello, this is Darren.... Thanks for all your kind comments on the single so far... yes i will be on the radio again soon. The single does not officially get released until march (TBA), then im sure you will hear more of it. The video is in production and will also be available to be viewed soon.
For now you can see the latest at myspace.com/darrenclynes - youtube.com - gothamrecords.com - to download your advanced copy of the track please see the top of this page.... thanks and look out for more on Teacher Sue soon... Darren
February 16, 2009

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Correction to above Darren is still learning to spell lol www.gotham-records.com
February 16, 2009

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ha ha he never could spell at school lol Ben
February 16, 2009

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Who was Sue,Was he another darren at the School
February 17, 2009

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great song.... sounds brill on the dwn ld.....
February 17, 2009

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I wa at peters last wk wen ya sang.... we all liked you and the song.. thnx x
February 18, 2009

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Thank you for the signed photo. Will the video be on MTV
February 19, 2009

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teacher sue rocks.... i had a kool teacher.. mrs banks, devonx
February 20, 2009

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I would like to Sue my teacher she gives me so much homework I am thinking of phoning childline
February 20, 2009

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Is there a video do we get to see who Sue is. I went to the School in the 80s

I can't remember A Darren Clynes but I kind of hated school,can not really imagine going back there.are any of the old teachers still there
February 20, 2009

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The Dance track is the bomb
February 20, 2009

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I like the acoustic version as it is more real...a boy playing his guitar to sing his teacher a song... Like it!!
February 21, 2009

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I think the music is very good and I cannot stop singing it after a few times listened and that is what a good single is about. isnt it??.. it has to be funny and stuck on people, and that is what is done to me..so it should be a success!!.....smilies/grin.gif
February 21, 2009

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whats this all about.... the tracks good but my teacher was a right bit**. thanks mrs bush. bradford
February 21, 2009

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I was at an all boys school in 1960's and we only had one female teacher, her name was Phylis and she taught French. She wasn't a great looker but she did wear stockings and suspenders and I'm certain that the odd flash of white was more than deliberate ... Needless to say the whole school was madly in love with this merciless vamp... it's not difficult to choose from a choice of 1. Unfortunately the title 'Teacher Phylis' dosen't have the same marketing potential as 'Teacher Sue' and the words 'Teacher Sue I Love You' have more resonance than 'Teacher Phylis look at our w***ys'
Good song ... This could start a whole new fetishist genre. smilies/grin.gifsmilies/tongue.gif:
February 21, 2009

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Lucky guy, great song and going out with Julia Roberts!!!!!!!!
February 21, 2009

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that message of mrs Phylis above Dave could be no one else but you!! cant believe it, but knowing u I do!!! chers mate: Silv
February 21, 2009

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Teacher Phlyis look at our W"""ys a track for Roy Chubby Brown.the official follow up to hes a W""""r
February 22, 2009

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Don't know 'He's a w****r' I do know the song 'I'm a w****r sung by Ivor Bigun, also known as Doc Cox ex Esther Rancid's 'That's Life'.... Great song but not as good as Teacher Sue.
February 23, 2009

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This link needs plugging everywhere... put links on your myspace and facebook sites etc. etc. and lets get some exposure:
http://www.myspace.com/darrenclynessmilies/wink.gif
February 23, 2009

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I hate School Only been back one day
February 23, 2009

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ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
February 23, 2009

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i am currently i love with a teacher..... she aint called sue but has all the right bits.....did i say bits
February 24, 2009

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love that download.... just got it, thanks darren for a great song
February 24, 2009

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My teacher is a tart and she knows it. I thing Ryan has had her. G
February 24, 2009

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i want a teacher like my sons.....but how do i tell him... MR X st pauls swansea
February 24, 2009

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Don't tell Him you twat. Ask the teacher out You only live once.xx
February 24, 2009

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Im not talking about my son, im refering to the teacher, hes called paul...clever dick ! yes Im out!
February 24, 2009

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loved your song we need to hear it more
tony
February 25, 2009

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teacher sue they called my teacher mr wood
i had the hots for him x
February 25, 2009

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i like the singer and the song
joanne selby
February 25, 2009

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we want more more more of the song played it i like it a lot x

February 25, 2009

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st peters school want you back, great day,everybody loved it. loved your song,
February 25, 2009

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ding a ling can you sing are you free to have a fling
k
February 25, 2009

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cock a doodle do wish i was sue so that i can spend time with you
do you want me to be your teacher any time will do
little boy blue
guess who xxxxxxxxxx
February 25, 2009

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Coming on the way to more good ones!! smilies/grin.gif, you deserve it boy!!..u r great...and all the best from your nº1 fan!..
February 25, 2009

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Thnx for coming to our skool u rocked thanks for autograph good lucksmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/cool.gifsmilies/cool.gifsmilies/cool.gifsmilies/cool.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/smiley.gifsmilies/smiley.gif
February 25, 2009

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WHEN WE GONNA SEE THE DVD
February 25, 2009

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Read on my space that the video is out next week..... will it be on youtube?
February 25, 2009

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liked your song teacher sue
k leeds
February 26, 2009

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when will we hear you on real radio again good luck with your song
neil
February 26, 2009

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liked your song look forward to your vido. marcia
February 26, 2009

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When Is Darren going to do pa´s. Will he be in Telford at the under 18s night At Pussycat nightclub. Does he have a group. Where do we write to to get a signed picture. Sarah Cromwell. Telford

I like my teacher Mr Smythe. He´s fit
February 26, 2009

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darren i like my teacher he is about thirty somthing he has the looks and the build i wish i was a little bit older
12 year old tracey from runcorn
February 27, 2009

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my woodwork teacher in second school was hot.....for an old fuddy duddy...mr banks. manchester second
February 27, 2009

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love the teacher song...very novel
February 28, 2009

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Great track. sounds like a youg Bruce Springsteen. Reminds me of a song he did called "Growing Up" not the tune but the feel. Good Luck.
February 28, 2009

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Mrs Henderson my English Teacher
OOOOOOO MUMMA!smilies/grin.gif
March 01, 2009

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went out with my teacher on a date... i was 16 guess he was about 35...... felt like my dad but nice! now mrs s in bradford, west yorks
March 02, 2009

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home work, my deputy head once gave me something to think about. gave me a condom after i was snogging a guy called david g in our playground. Looking back maybe he may have been sugesting something. dawn
March 02, 2009

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Keep em coming, I love this site...its better than the gossip my kid brings home. Ah sorry it wouldnt be politically correct would it.
March 02, 2009

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Its nearly mothers day. I would like to give Miss Ellington a baby as a present. How would Darren suggest I approach her she is about 23 I am 16. M Evans.
March 03, 2009

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Found the card at the library. song sounds good.

I never really liked any of my teachers that much to be honest. my best friend told me once he had slept with our French teacher in the store room. I never really knew if it was true but I must admit her French accent was naughty,although I never thought about how she made me feel until I had left school. If I see Marc in the pub I will ask him if he was lying. We left school in 2002
March 04, 2009

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we had a music teacher once back in 1987, it was known she had a metal plate in her back... funnyest thing ever was seeing a class full of kids throwing magnets at her...bless.....rob agnes stewart leeds.
March 04, 2009

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teacher sue when are we going to hear the song again.
alan
March 05, 2009

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never liked school, did not like any of my teachers much, having said that they where all men,darren looks a nice chap good luck with your teacher song.
j w
March 05, 2009

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i went to a all girls school so i did not have the hots for any teacher you look fit on your photo might leave you my number. jenny 36/24/36
March 05, 2009

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I love my teacher miss brown. xx
March 06, 2009

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I searched for the video but could not find it. Where will it be.can you post a message please
March 08, 2009

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My Teacher was Mrs Goode of Silverthorne Secondary School for Girls in Camberwell Green. This teacher gave me the urgency to become a woman (not for any dodgy reason) she expressed to me that because of my persona character everything that would serve me well would be learned in the big wide world. She has proved to be correct in every sense and I have largely loved my life.

I would like to celebrate her with this tribute and she was true inspiration.

Hail Mrs Goode.
March 10, 2009

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can we hear your song again on the radio
betty leeds
March 11, 2009

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st peters girls and boys wish you good luck with teacher sue record
March 11, 2009

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darren clynes saw your video its great
March 11, 2009

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the song rocks
my teacher was a real dirty bitc*..... always flirting with the sixth formers. looking back she was about 22. simon leeds.
miss fletcher
March 11, 2009

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I was a teacher for several years. Of course I treated the pupils well and with kindness. Never harm a pupil is a reasonable professional rule. And I certainly cared about them. So, two of my songs are particularly about the pupil teacher relationships. If you are interested we can talk further about my song view of pupils and teachers.

Robin Willow
March 11, 2009

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when is the video out...... seen the out-takes on you tube...funny!
I LOVE YOU MISS BARNES
March 13, 2009

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smilies/grin.gif mrs clover. bradford smilies/tongue.gif
March 13, 2009

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see the out-takes on youtube.. we wanna see it complete.. When is it coming then??.. Silvsmilies/kiss.gif
March 13, 2009

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WOW who is teacher sue, better looking than my tarty teachers..... ms w & mrs g. fat cows
March 15, 2009

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I would like Darren to teach me something CM. Tenerife x
March 17, 2009

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ha ha this site is cool. lets have some dirty teacher stories...
March 17, 2009

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teacher crazy i am........ no my teacher is just crazy x mrs alt
March 17, 2009

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There are two songs about teacher pupils, both fairly positive. ‘Julie’s Not Forgotten’, nor the look in her eyes, her smile across the room would brighten up my days .. . and ‘Wendy, it’s Time for you to go’ – We often talked together and I know you’re someone special, there’s lot’s to say as best of friends, how can we know when our friendship starts and when it ends. And yes you’re very clever, but even though there’s about you I’d like to know, Wendy, it’s time for you to go
March 19, 2009

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i think my teacher likes me.... cant tell my mates as they would tell her, if you read this miss let me know. AJ at croft high.
March 19, 2009

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hey darren mrs white's class have heard it dorothy st peters
March 19, 2009

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Hi again from saint peters ,,,,,when you coming back for us.x
March 23, 2009

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lets get all your teacher stories flowing........ keep em coming. The Official single release soon
Plus school tour. pleasemiss team.
March 27, 2009

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when are we going to hear yor song again on real radio
March 31, 2009

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teacher sue where are you
March 31, 2009

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darren come back to st peters school again so we can hear you sing
March 31, 2009

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darren clynes i wish you where my teacher a hot fan x
March 31, 2009

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liked the song very much great video. i did not like school our teachers where to strict, the teachers where all old so i did not fancey any i think mr kelly was about the best but he must have been well into his sixties.
paula
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March 31, 2009

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Thanks for some funny clips on Youtube. Can't remember my teachers much. I left school 25 years ago. I bet it was strange going back to your old school.

Lorna. Cheltenham
March 31, 2009

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Bloody teacher. good ridence of mine.... hated school..... thought your you tube bit with the school dinner ladys was funny. How bad were they... the dinners?
April 01, 2009

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I think Darren is very hot! and I would love to be with him in a classroom....smilies/tongue.gif..
April 09, 2009

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Loving the song Darren fingers crossed it should go a long way. Love your number one fan, are you single.smilies/cheesy.gif xxxxxx Also i hated my teacher he used to drop his pencil on the floor and then look up our skirts.
April 16, 2009

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how funny is that dinnerlady bit on you tube...dan halifax
April 20, 2009

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where can i buy the single other than you tube? dont have access. is it gonna be in the shops? x
April 20, 2009

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You look a lot like Darren Smith !
April 24, 2009

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Is Darren Gay. Is Sue a Tranny then. Dance track sounds awesome I will be at Pride and find out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 12, 2009

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Excellent!
January 02, 2010

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Heard the track on the radio - fantastic ....
January 02, 2010

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TEacher Sue, youu live life by the black boy!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!! Outrageous. We live in a multi cutural country!
January 16, 2010

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its live life with a black board !!
duhhhh
January 18, 2010

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Hey Darren, I got some bad news. Dave Rowe is Dead!!!
February 06, 2010

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